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Please Help Me With The Narrative

May 24, 2014 4 comments

This is another one of those BD00 posts where the dorky picture effortlessly drew itself, but an accompanying, plausible narrative did not reveal itself. These word clusters came to mind during the chaotic process of creation, but I gave up attempting to iteratively structure and weave them together into anything semi-sane: “role distinction“, “bottom-up vs. top-down evolution“, “dumb, uniform components vs smart, diverse components“, “enduring vs. fragile foundation“, “excessive control“, “caste system“.

What words come to mind when you peruse the picture? Can can you fuse a story line with the picture? Please help me with the narrative, dear reader. Secrete your creative hormones on the problem at hand. Revel in the possibility of making sense out of nonsense. Like Elton John’s music goes with Bernie Taupin’s words, we can have your words go with BD00’s dorky picture.

Bricks

Of course, like the one or two other posts similar to this that I’ve hatched in the past, I don’t expect any takers.

Two Thousand Six Hundred And Sixty-Three

May 17, 2014 1 comment

Checkout the impressive number of media files that I’ve uploaded to the WordPress web site during my unimpressive five year blogging career:

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I briefly considered the possibility of creating an unsellable 134 page coffee table book of repulsive BD00 images, but I don’t think there is a single legal image in the bunch. 😦

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Gatling Gun

Starting from the bottom and progressing upward, check out this rat-tat-tat gatling gun salvo of irrationality emitted by BD00 recently, uh yesterday, on Twitter:

 

Gatling

Sheesh, tis’ a good thing nobody pays attention to what BD00 sez; especially the profit-seeking proponents of the “best practice” du jour.

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Signals, Sensations, Perceptions, Commands, Actions!

May 2, 2014 4 comments

OutThereInHere

In humans, the sensors are the eyes, ears, nose, skin, and taste buds. The processor/memory/controller combo is the brain. The actuators are the muscles. Although not shown on the diagram, “commands” are also issued to the sensors. All inter-part communications “In Here” are manifested via neural currents.

Of course, this crap is all made up. It’s simply a cacophonous dump of what was in my tortured mind at the moment.

Game Day!

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Who Can I Talk To And Where Can I Go?

March 29, 2014 4 comments

When I discovered and learned it, I automatically subscribed to the simple but profound principle of POSIWID: the “Purpose Of a System Is What It Does” (not what its stewards say it does). Because of this belief in POSIWID, I’ve always been highly skeptical of supreme experts and people in positions of anointed authority. Almost without fail, and sometimes unconsciously, many of these elites have internally motivated, self-serving agendas while externally offering up their vaunted expertise to “help” you and me. According to POSIWID, their purpose is to serve themselves first, while projecting the appearance of serving others first.

As Daniel Kahneman and other behavioral economics practitioners have discovered, people have an innate tendency to fall prey to the “confirmation bias“. The confirmation bias is where you and I take to heart any and all evidence that we’re “right” on a strongly held belief while ignoring any and all evidence to the contrary. Thus, in order to reinforce my deeply held disdain for supreme experts/authorities, I’ve read all of Nassim Taleb’s books along with these two:

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All of the aforementioned books are jam packed full of examples in many domains (medical, financial, political, business, academia) where experts and authorities royally fucked up and negatively impacted the physical and material lives of thousands or millions of people. It wouldn’t be so bad if the perpetrators suffered mightily along with their victims as a result of their own expert bullshit, but it’s galling when they escape unscathed. It’s particularly outrageous when incompetent gurus gain while their constituents lose big.

The most recent egregious example of elites winning big at the expense of the multitude is when Wall St. bankers kept getting bonuses (in order to, uh, retain “talent“) while common people were going bankrupt as a result of their “expert” actions during the 2008 crisis. Even today, six years later, not a single financial big wig was stripped of his/her wealth and/or tossed in jail as a result of his dumbass, irresponsible decisions. Another good example is when an “expert” CEO gets tossed a big golden parachute after being booted out of the company he/she crippled. Applying POSIWID to these types of systems results in:

The purpose of a profit seeking institution is to enrich its elites without regard to the impact of its behavior on the well being of any of its other internal and external stakeholders.

I’d love to explore the flip side of this particular belief, which is the “Purpose Of A System Is What It Says It Does“, but who can I talk to and where can I go to read about it?

It Simply Happens

March 23, 2014 Leave a comment

Last week, I attended the retirement party of one of the three most influential mentors I ever had: Mr. Marc Viggiano. It was a really nice send off, and deservedly so.

During the early years of my (so-called) career, Marc helped me become a better engineer. At the time, we were both smokers and we held many deep technical/philosophical conversations while puffing away on smoke breaks outside the building. Because of those priceless learning experiences, I don’t regret having wasted 10 years of my life sucking on coffin nails. The tradeoff was worth it.

When our small company started growing, Marc zoomed up the corporate ladder (as a result of true merit; not by being a suck-up or phony-crony). In spite of his executive rise, Marc always retained a sense of humility and kept his feet firmly planted on the ground. Since I remained in the trenches and strove for horizontal development while Marc moved up and strove for vertical growth, we pretty much lost touch and our interests diverged. But hey, thus is the process of life. It simply happens.

Simply Happens

Maturity and Responsibility

March 17, 2014 4 comments

In a terrific InfoQ.com talk on software craftsmanship, Kevlin Henney uttered a great line: “Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.” In a Twitter exchange on the topic, @dancres concocted an equi-wise line: “I like ‘growing old disgracefully’“.

At age 55, as all you two regular readers well know, I have yet to exercise my option. At this point in time, I have no plan to ever exercise it. Hell, I’m not even sure I have a choice in the matter. For all I know, my genetic core may forbid it.

The reason I abhor the  concepts of “growing up” and “getting your shit together” is  because my main motivational force comes from Dick Werthimer: “The purpose of life is to fight maturity“. Another reason is that I don’t equate “growing up” (aka marching toward maturity) with “becoming more responsible“, or child-like with child-ish.  I think one can be simultaneously immature AND responsible. A third reason is that I’ve watched family and friends “grow up” over the years and I’m not thrilled with the patterns of bland, too-serious behavior that “growing up” leads to.

Goo Goo Gah

How about you, dear reader? What are your thoughts on the relationship between maturity and responsibility?

Difficult To Describe

March 12, 2014 2 comments

Last Wednesday, I returned home from a six day stint down in New Orleans as an active participant in the greatest party on earth: Mardi Gras! As I write this post seven days later, I’m still suffering from the well-known phenomenon of post-vacation depression. You all know this feeling. It’s the acute, but thankfully temporary, sadness that comes with the requirement to return to “normal” thinking, and doing, and being, after experiencing a glorious reprieve from the grind of responsible daily living.

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This year’s MG trip was the fifth consecutive year (and eighth overall) in which: I danced the streets, watched the spectacularly colorful parades and creative street acts, tossed and caught beads from balconies, ate Po-boys/Muffalettas/Jambalaya/Beignets, and joyfully bathed in the fabulous sights, sounds, and atmosphere that is unique to Mardi Gras.

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The Mardi Gras experience is difficult to describe to non-participants. It’s a time and place where 100s of thousands of people converge into one great big ball of intertwined happiness and generosity; and this includes the battalions of local and state police tasked to maintain a semblance of order amongst the cheerful, self-organized chaos.

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With all the booze and energy that flows, you would think that many incidents of malfeasance and ill-will take place during the festivities. But remarkably, there are very few. That’s because we travel the streets in the French quarter with smiles on our faces, free and unburdened minds, and we savor each and every present moment as it unfolds. Ironically, the only unfriendly and uptight people at MG are the small clusters of self-righteous Jesus freaks sporting annoying bullhorns and big, nasty signs. They march around passing judgement down upon people they don’t know anything about.

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I can’t wait till next year. I’ve already marked my calendar for Fat Tuesday: Feb 17, 2015. Perhaps you might want to mark yours too!

mg5Rainee, this post is for you 🙂

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Breaking News!

BD00 is still down in NOLA for Mardi Gras 2014, but he needs your help! The “donate” button will be up shortly.

Busted

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