readme.txt
The list below expands on some of the acronyms and terms that I use frequently in this bogus blog. If none of them resonate with you, then please don’t waste your time browsing this blasphemous site. If one or more of the terms do stir up some kind of emotional energy movement within your being, then we have something in common – unless the emotional underpinnings of that energy are dislike, disgust, anger.
After you’re done reading the list, consider what “Rands In Repose” has to say:
But wait! Please disregard the Rands box above. If you read this blog, you’ll undoubtedly discover that Bulldozer00 is the exact opposite – he’s bitter and uninformed. D’oh!
Acronym List
BCMT – Bulldozer00 Culture Measurement Tool
BEPA = BEnevolent PAtriarchy
BM = Bozo Manager (see CBM and UBM below)
BMW = Bozo Manager Wanna-be
BOOG = Bureaucratic Overhead Org Group
BOOGL = Bureaucratic Overhead Org Group Leader
Bozeltine = An immature and inane made-up word that can be substituted for the BM acronym
Bozone Layers = Layers 2 through N in an N layer dysfunctional corpo mediocracy. By definition and without question, the higher the layer you’re in, the better and smarter and wiser the person you are.
BUTT = BUreaucratic Titular Talker
CABBIE = Creator And B-BuIldEr
CADOB = Crappy Architecture and Design Out Back
CBM = Conscious Bozo Manager (Stay away from these dudes)
CCH = Command and Control Hierachy
CCP = Context, Content, and Process
CCRAT = CorpoCRAT
CDOS = Conscious Degradation Of Style
CLORG = Clueless Org
Cog Dis = Cognitive Dissonance
Corparchy = Corporate Hierarchy
Corpricracy = An institution comprised of CCRATs, CGHs, BMs, BOOGLs, and DICs
DEPAM = DEcentralized, PArticipative Meritocracy
DIC = Dweeb In the Cellar (a.k.a. DORK)
DYSCO = DYSfunctional COrpricracy
EM = Equitable Meritocracy
EOAM = Emperor Of All Maladies
FAE = Fundamental Attribution Error
FOSTMA = FOrd, Sloane, Taylor, MAnagement
FUBAR = XXXXX Up Beyond All Repair
ICC = Incremental Chunked Construction
IP = Inequitable Politocracy
ITAR = Inquiry To Assertion Ratio
IWCFIIAB = If We Can’t Fix It, It Ain’t Broke
L’artiste = Liar and an artist
MAPA = MAlevolent PAtriarchy
NASHMA = NAyar, Semler, Hsieh MAnagement
OAC = Obfuscators And Complexifiers
PD = Patriarchical Dope (not to be confused with Power Dump)
PHOR = People Helper and Obstacle Remover (the opposite of an STSJ)
PORKERS = Pool of wORKERS
POSIWID = the Purpose Of a System Is What It Does
PPPP = Proprietary Poop Producing Process
PPTDA = Process/Procedure/Technique/Design/Architecture
PRALLENGE = Problem + chALLENGE
PWCE = Planning, Watching, Controlling, Evaluating
RAPPER = Reviewer and APProvER
RIRPRT = the Right Information to the Right People at the Right Time
RUU = Rude, Unsophisticated, Uncouth (<— That’s me!)
SASS = Self-Absorbed Status Seeker
SCOL = So-Called Org Leader
SLOC = Source Lines Of Code
SDMLTE = Stereotypical, Disgruntled, Malcontented, Long Time Employee
SCRBF = Short Cycle Run Break Fix
STSJ = Status Taker and Schedule Jockey
TMGTTGATDTDW = The Money’s Gone, The Time’s Gone, And The Damn Thing Don’t Work.
UBM = Unconscious Bozo Manager (Try to help these dudes become conscious and eliminate the “B”)
UCB = Unshakeable Cognitive Burden
UGFLU = Uneducated, Greedy, Fungible, Lazy, Untrustworthy
UHCLTE = Uncommon, Happy, Content, Long Time Employees (the opposite of a SDMLTE)
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Dude, I detect some serious negative vibes in your acronyms. Are you getting enough fiber man? 🙂
lol! The intent is for them to be dualistic: both funny and serious = ferious. Call me a drama queen. Of course, the “f” in ferious doesn’t have to be interpreted as “funny”.
Tell me you didn’t chuckle when you said “BOOGL” or “Bozeltine” or, especially, “DIC” to yourself.
You heretical blasphemer! Are you suggesting that some of us old geezers with 30+ years of experience may have more tricks up sleeves than some of these young whippersnappers?
🙂