Bulldozer00 Originals (I think)

“Arrogance and self-awareness are mutually exclusive, but don’t ask me how I know this.” – Bulldozer00
“As a company ages, its focus shifts from creating value first and money second, to money first and nothing second.”– Bulldozer00
“Embarrassment and creativity go hand in hand.” – Bulldozer00
“Everyone’s a hypocrite. It’s just that people of sufficient wealth and/or power are more talented at camouflaging it.”– Bulldozer00
“I don’t like being normal. Actually, I have no say in the matter.” – Bulldozer00
“I’m just trying to help, in my own malicious and evil way.” – Bulldozer00
“I don’t know the key to success, but one key to failure is trying to piss everybody off.” – Bulldozer00
“If the shoe fits, wear it. Otherwise, go shopping for a new pair.” – Bulldozer00
“If you’re not pissing someone in authority off, then you’re not challenging the status quo. But hey, who cares?”- Bulldozer00
“I hate elitists, except for myself, whom I hate for other reasons.” – Bulldozer00
“I hate people who think in terms of “us and them”. You know, people like me.”– Bulldozer00
“It’s encouraged to under estimate an effort but it’s a sin, specifically the sin of sloth, to over estimate an effort.”– Bulldozer00
“Loyalty, especially one-way loyalty, can’t be demanded. Like trust, it must be genuinely earned.”– Bulldozer00
“Man does not live by bread alone – except when there is no bread.”– Bulldozer00
“Since I don’t have any cred, I’m not allowed to be right, right?” – Bulldozer00
“The world needs more people helpers and obstacle removers, not more schedule jockeys and status takers.” – Bulldozer00
“To boost their self-esteem, some people overestimate their ability. I underestimate my ability to depress my self-esteem.” – Bulldozer00
“We’re all in this together, but when we encounter a machine gun nest, it’s your job to storm it.” – Bulldozer00
“When functioning correctly, the purpose of “thought” is to create the illusion of order out of chaos.” – Bulldozer00
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade… when life gives you poop, make poop sammiches.” – Bulldozer00
“You can have a product without a business, but you can’t have a business without a product.”– Bulldozer00

  1. aawwa
    April 13, 2012 at 2:55 am

    very good 🙂

  2. April 13, 2012 at 3:28 am


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