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Milk Those Suckers

Want some more agile adoption lunacy? Then check out this post: The Five Secrets.

The Five Secrets

December 8, 2014 4 comments

Here’s your miserable predicament:

Currently Have

Here’s what Scrum can give you:

Scrum Heart

All ya gotta do to transform your 20th century horse and buggy into a 21st century Ferrari is hire a gaggle of agile coaches, agile scalers, and agile adoption experts to facilitate the much-heralded transformation:

magic xform box

So, what’s in da magic box? Shhhhhhh! BD00 knows. That scoundrel signed an NDA and successfully bribed some well-known, high profile, agile transformers into disclosing their 5 process secrets. Four of them consist of the following parallel micro-transformations:

In The Box

The fifth transformation process component is the most important and well-guarded secret of the lot. BD00 had to pay an extra premium before it was disclosed. It is hoodwinking the eager sponsor into believing that the transformation was an astounding success:

Agile Success

After all was said and done, more was said than done.

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