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Request For Fashion Help

In a few hours, BD00 will be boarding a plane for sunny Melbourne FL to participate in “Golf Camp 2012“. As he did in 2010, BD00 would like to ask for your help in picking out his opening day outfit for a bogey free Sunday. Err, since BD00 plans to go shirtless to highlight his Hans-and-Franz guns, you can at least pick out the shorts part of the ensemble.

The figure below shows BD00’s paltry wardrobe selection back in 2010.

Of course, due to prudent stock picking, sold out speaking appearances, consulting fees, and master leveraging of massive tax loopholes, BD00 has been able to expand his links couture commensurate with the growth in his girth and enlargement of his ego. Thus, BD00 has added the following “design patterns” to his Kardashianesque wardrobe:

So, what’s it gonna be dear reader? Charlie? Pisces-dude? Lorraine? Bird? Mark? Other closet readers?

  1. aawwa
    April 21, 2012 at 2:40 am

    I have a strong preference for the Pazeltine and my second choice would be Disco Balls 🙂

    Have a good time!

    • April 21, 2012 at 4:02 am

      Thanks Lorraine. Your votes have been registered!

  2. April 21, 2012 at 3:48 am

    ummm…none of the above? lol

    • April 21, 2012 at 4:03 am

      Hah! So you suggest that I go shortless too?

  3. April 21, 2012 at 9:23 am

    John Daly is my man. The guy’s driver touches his left knee at the “top” of his backswing, and he still has enough coordination to hit it 300. And he goes to Augusta in April to be in the Hooters truck. Either pair of the LoudMouth golf shorts.

    • April 21, 2012 at 10:43 am

      Hah! I’ll shank a few into the water for ya Charlie.

  4. adrian
    April 21, 2012 at 10:23 am

    hi, i live in Melbourne FL. i’m glad to hear you’re visiting. it hasn’t been very sunny at all this week though, but hopefully it gets better. enjoy!

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