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Dumb And Dumber And Dumbest

In case this is your first look at this awful blawg, that’s Bulldozer00 with the colorful Katy Perry-like locks on the right.

Please do not forward, reblog, share, or link to this post. After all, I’ve got a respectable reputation to uphold and an impeccable image to protect. It’ll be our leetle shared secret; an exercise in spiritual E-bonding.

If I do catch you, yes you, dear reader, violating my edict, then I’ll hunt you down and brand your forehead with the BD00 seal of unapproval:

Skeet Shooting

November 14, 2010 Leave a comment
Categories: miscellaneous Tags: ,

ImAnIdiot

October 11, 2010 Leave a comment

A colleague recently sent me a cute little nerd-to-nerd poem:

A programmer started to cuss
Cos getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay in his bed, going round in his head
was:

while (!asleep) sheep++;

Being a stage 3 type, I retorted with:

bool ImAnIdiot(true);
while(ImAnIdiot)
{
;
}


Categories: technical Tags: ,

Dorkis? Or is it Dorkus?

September 28, 2009 Leave a comment

The other day at the gym, I met a really nice, elderly lady and we started talking about the art of exercise. After a few minutes of chit chat, I introduced myself to her: “My name is Tony“. Then she dropped the bombshell: “I’m Dorkis“. Assuming that she said “Dorothy“, I asked again, and she repeated “Dorkis”. D’oh! WTF? I almost crapped a deuce, but I somehow miraculously kept my composure (which I’m not at all any good at) and didn’t start laughing my ass off.

Dorkis

After she said the D-word, I barely managed to verbalize the response: “Nice to meet you“. Then I automatically went into never-never land and all kinds of stupid jokes and questions spontaneously appeared in my petty little mind:

  • “How do you spell that?”,
  • “I’m sure that I’ve been called that behind my back”,
  • “I’ve called some people that, behind their backs”,
  • “Did you ask your parents why they gave you that name?”,
  • “What was it like for you when you were growing up?”,
  • “Did anyone ever bust a gut laughing just after you introduced yourself to them?”
  • “Did you name one of your children Bumpkis?”,
  • “Is you last name Asskiss?”.

I honestly didn’t hear a word that she said for the next few seconds until a group of other ladies walked by us and said “Hi Dorkis“.

What’s the funniest name of a person that you’ve met?

Categories: miscellaneous Tags: ,
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