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Delicious Organ Meats

December 21, 2021 Leave a comment

The results of BD00’s latest chest, abdomen, and Pelvis CT scans are in. In keeping with the Randy Pausch doctrine of tracking and openly writing about his war with the Emperor Of All Maladies, here is the latest status of BD00’s delicious organ meats.

Compared to the “heterogeneously enhancing, hemorrhaging lesions” indicated on his most recent brain MRI, BD00 would say that his organ meats below the neck look like delectably delicious additions to a Christmas meal Dahmer and Hannibal Lecter would duel to the death over!

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