In(finite) Transit
Being an insane Bitcoin psycho, I’m constantly on the lookout for some new swag to show off my allegiance to the cult of Satoshi. I currently have Bitcoin socks, a jacket, several hats, a towel, a pillow, a bracelet, a hoodie, a ring, a sweater, several tee shirts, several masks, and several polo shirts.
Etsy is my favorite go-to store to check for new Bitcoin gear. I found this silver beauty and bought it from a vendor in Ukraine just after Thanksgiving…
My ring shipped on December 1, 2020. Here I am, it’s January 9, 2021 and I still haven’t gotten my precious yet.

As you can see from the tracking record below, the USPS is playing hot potato with my swag. My precious seems to have entered an infinite, Escher-like, transit loop.
I hope I get my precious before the EOAM takes me out. I want to be cremated with it on my finger.