Bulldozer00's Blog

I bought a pack of 50 cute Bitcoin stickers from Amazon. My grandiose exit plan is to market Bitcoin (don’t tell anyone, but I work in the Bitcoin Inc. marketing department) to humanity by defacing public and private property with these little gremlins before I go “tits up“. I used “tits up” here because when I used it in my previous post one of my dear readers said it made her breakout laughing. I love when that happens, and I hope that happens again.

I started my new criminal career as a Bitcoin vandalizer tout de suite by covertly planting a couple of my sweeties at my cancer infusion center today.

When management found out about the debasement of their property they called for a panic-stricken, hastily executed, lockdown. The police were also called to find, arrest, and prosecute the obscene vandalizer. When the lead detective strolled by looking for the perp, she walked right past me because I was incognito. They’ll be installing more surveillance cameras in 2022.

Oh, and before I go, I want to show off a beautiful, 3D printed, Bitcoin coaster that a longtime friend, whose coattails I luckily rode to financial security over decades, gave to me recently…

I put in a request to our VP director of marketing to fund a one time cache of 21 million of these swaggy collector items for free giveaways at malls. We’re also currently in negotiation with Debbie Gibson about doing a Bitcoin mall revival singing tour.