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Today’s Dashboard

In remembrance of the infamous, tri-state, bozo-meter that I concocted from my dark, angst-filled, past…

….I present to you two brand new analog metering devices (patent pending) to employ in my anxiety-filled present and for my terror-filled future: the Pain-ometer and the Numb-ometer.

The readings correctly registered the status of my feet and right leg as I wrote this inane post.

I reserve the right to design, patent, and implement more “ometer” sensors in the future as the need arises. Licensing requests are welcome and I’ll be taking pre-orders on Amazon in the near future. Mugs, hats, and T-shirt orders will be available on Etsy as soon as I can get my Shopify e-store up and running.

Categories: Cancer
  1. Glen Alleman
    July 20, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    Thanks for chuckle this morning

    Glen B. Alleman, MSSM, USC
    Integrated Program Performance Management
    DOD, DHS, DOE, NASA, DOJ, GSA, NNSA
    +1-303-241-9633
    glen.alleman@niwotridge.com

    From: Form Follows Function
    Reply-To: Bulldozer00’s Blog
    Date: Sunday, July 19, 2020 at 11:02 PM
    To: Glen Alleman
    Subject: [New post] Today’s Dashboard

    bulldozer00 posted: “In remembrance of the infamous, tri-state, bozo-meter that I concocted from my dark, angst-filled, past… ….I present to you two brand new analog metering devices (patent pending) to employ in my anxiety-filled present and for my terror-filled futur”

    • July 20, 2020 at 1:36 pm

      In this day and age, I’m happy to make people laugh. Thanks for stopping by Glen. Keep up the good work challenging the NE crowd 🙂

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