Today’s Dashboard
In remembrance of the infamous, tri-state, bozo-meter that I concocted from my dark, angst-filled, past…
….I present to you two brand new analog metering devices (patent pending) to employ in my anxiety-filled present and for my terror-filled future: the Pain-ometer and the Numb-ometer.
The readings correctly registered the status of my feet and right leg as I wrote this inane post.
I reserve the right to design, patent, and implement more “ometer” sensors in the future as the need arises. Licensing requests are welcome and I’ll be taking pre-orders on Amazon in the near future. Mugs, hats, and T-shirt orders will be available on Etsy as soon as I can get my Shopify e-store up and running.
Categories: Cancer
Leave a Reply
Why am I here?
WTF?
Meh!
D'oh!
My BTC Address
Bulldozer00's Blog 
Thanks for chuckle this morning
Glen B. Alleman, MSSM, USC
Integrated Program Performance Management
DOD, DHS, DOE, NASA, DOJ, GSA, NNSA
+1-303-241-9633
glen.alleman@niwotridge.com
From: Form Follows Function
Reply-To: Bulldozer00’s Blog
Date: Sunday, July 19, 2020 at 11:02 PM
To: Glen Alleman
Subject: [New post] Today’s Dashboard
bulldozer00 posted: “In remembrance of the infamous, tri-state, bozo-meter that I concocted from my dark, angst-filled, past… ….I present to you two brand new analog metering devices (patent pending) to employ in my anxiety-filled present and for my terror-filled futur”
In this day and age, I’m happy to make people laugh. Thanks for stopping by Glen. Keep up the good work challenging the NE crowd 🙂