Ready, go, FAIL, and here are the 27 sets of fingers pointing out all the things you did wrong the first time around but we only figured out long after you finished, during a six hour post-mortem review involving only upper management, the thought police, and your mom.
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Shouldn’t the title say ready go set?
Perhaps that’s an idea for a peer post. Maybe should drop the “ready” and “set” and update the title to “Just Go!”?
Sure, but then it really should be:
Ready, go, FAIL, and here are the 27 sets of fingers pointing out all the things you did wrong the first time around but we only figured out long after you finished, during a six hour post-mortem review involving only upper management, the thought police, and your mom.