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Since I love zombie movies, I recently watched the 3D version of “World War Z“. Similar to the brilliantly made “28 days Later” and “28 Months later” movies, the zombie dudes in WWZ are fast movers – undead versions of Usain Bolt with the tackling expertise of Lawrence Taylor and the chomping skill of Dracula.
I think this new twist on the zombie genre makes these movies much more exciting and suspenseful. You never freakin’ know when Usain Taylor is gonna explode out of nowhere and take a Shylockian pound of flesh out of your gut/butt/face/neck/arm/leg.
George Romero, who directed the most famous and beloved zombie movie ever made, “The Night Of The Living Dead“, doesn’t like the cinematic transition from lumbering hunks to agile bullets:
If zombies are dead, how can they move fast? – George Romero
Geez George. If you’re gonna bring logic into play, then:
If zombies are dead, how can they move at all? – BZ00
Shipped!
Woot! They’ve been shipped! What’s been shipped? Why, the free “cog diss” T-shirts silly:
In case you were born yesterday, or this is the first time you’ve stumbled upon this ridiculous time-waster of a blawg, here’s the scoop.
Not too long ago, BD00 celebrated his fitty-turd birthday by offering up the obnoxious T-shirt to the first two substantive evaluators of this blog. The first winner was (unsurprisingly) the chameleonic fish dude who frequently visits here and serves up funny blowback under pen names such as: oldfishfart, bottom-feeder-fish, finding-neo-fish, dwindling-resources-fish, Fishbert, lord-of-the-fish, etc. Mr. Fishilicious came through on a request to send BD00 a pic of him wearing the highly coveted collectors item. Vera Wang, eat your heart out.
The second winner was a surprise. He’s a first time commenter from the great country of Espana who came out of the shadows to thoughtfully pitch in his two cents. Perhaps the sleeping bull in BD00’s coat of arms evoked an image of Spain’s world renowned “running of the bulls” event? Look – here’s a vision of my new friend running like Usain Bolt in next year’s running of DA BULSE:
After hoofing it down to the USPS on Saturday and filling out a customs form in triplicate, the second turdy tee was off to Spain. BD00 now anxiously awaits the arrival of a pic of his Spanish friend donning the dung. Preferably, an adventurous one like the one above?
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