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Don’t ya just love those dorky propaganda pictures coming out of North Korea showing Kool Kim Jong-Un peering through a set of vintage 1970s binoculars?

Seriously, I was wondering WTF the dude was looking at on all those “Korean Illustrated” magazine covers, but then I had an epiphany: Kimbo Jongo Uno is an obsessed bird watcher. Buh buh buh bird bird bird. Bird is the word!

Note: Like everything else on this god-forsaken blawg, the above Kimbo Jongo Pizza-Uno collage is not original. I saw one just like it on HBO’s  “Real Time With Bill Maher” a couple of weeks ago. Of course, I busted a gut when I saw it and half of the martini gulp I just took rose up and cleared my nasal passages. A pleasant unintended consequence of the experience was the discovery that the martini-through-the-shnozz technique works better than a Neti pot.

Note2: Just imagine what would happen if I lived in North Korea and Bimbo Django Unkool or his cronies discovered this post. D’oh!

Note3: Here’s what Kimono looks like when he puts his binocs down. If he looks into a mirror, some heads will definitely roll.