Peerless
Don’t ya just love those dorky propaganda pictures coming out of North Korea showing Kool Kim Jong-Un peering through a set of vintage 1970s binoculars?
Seriously, I was wondering WTF the dude was looking at on all those “Korean Illustrated” magazine covers, but then I had an epiphany: Kimbo Jongo Uno is an obsessed bird watcher. Buh buh buh bird bird bird. Bird is the word!
Note: Like everything else on this god-forsaken blawg, the above Kimbo Jongo Pizza-Uno collage is not original. I saw one just like it on HBO’s “Real Time With Bill Maher” a couple of weeks ago. Of course, I busted a gut when I saw it and half of the martini gulp I just took rose up and cleared my nasal passages. A pleasant unintended consequence of the experience was the discovery that the martini-through-the-shnozz technique works better than a Neti pot.
Note2: Just imagine what would happen if I lived in North Korea and Bimbo Django Unkool or his cronies discovered this post. D’oh!
Note3: Here’s what Kimono looks like when he puts his binocs down. If he looks into a mirror, some heads will definitely roll.
It is even funnier because he is the only one in every picture looking with bino’s, like the spoiled little shit he is, he takes the “Their mine” aproach to everything. I can only imagine the nightmare he is to be around on a daily basis, if he spots anyone with something cool he wants it, I am sure of this, and these picture prove it!
LOL. I think he’s the only one with binos cuz there is only one pair in the whole country.
What they don’t show is the black raccoon circles that get imprinted around his eyes after he drops the glasses.
You mean like this: http://wp.me/asQTe-6jB