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Imperatively Dysfunctional

November 4, 2010 2 comments

I’ve been programming in the C and C++ imperative languages forever. However, it seems that functional languages like Lisp, F#, Erlang, Scheme, Haskell, etc, are generating a lot of buzz these days. Curious as to what all the fuss is about, I tuned into Rebecca Parsons’ “Functional Languages 101InfoQ video to learn more about these formerly “academic” languages.

OMG! It felt like getting a root canal without novocaine. Since I’m imperatively dysfunctional, I found her lecture to be really tough to follow. The fact that all of Rebecca’s viewgraphs were black and white text-only throwbacks to the 70’s didn’t help – not one conceptual diagram was presented.

One of Rebecca’s opening foils is shown below. As opposed to a statement, which is the fundamental unit of design in imperative languages, the pure “function” is ground zero in the functional language world. Recursion and statelessness are fundamental tenets of functional languages. Problems, even those that are naturally stateful (most real-world problems?), must be morphed into the vocabulary and semantics of functional language land.

The viewgraph below shows one of several Scheme language listings that Rebecca presented. Even after listening to her explanation of how it works, the only thing about the parentheses encoded gibberish that I grasped is that it defines the logic of three recursive functions that do something. D’oh!

In one of her last viewgraphs (see below), Ms. Parsons addressed the main reason for the rise of functional programming languages. Being a specifier/designer/developer of distributed real-time sensor systems, I’m really keen on her first bullet.

Even though watching Rebecca’s lecture didn’t enlighten me and it made my head spin, I’m going to crack open an Erlang programming book and try to learn more about the subject. Eventually, I just may “get it” and experience the “ah-ha” moment that many others seem to have experienced.

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