Posts Tagged ‘Hogan’s Heroes’


October 2, 2012 Leave a comment

I received this e-mail ad yesterday and felt a burning need (which will not be articulated) to post it on this bogus blog:

Shhhhhh! Don’t tell anyone, but I’m a fan of the “Dummies” series because….  I am a freakin’ Dummkopf. The first book I ever studied on C++ was “C++ For Dummies“. Double-Shhh!!!!

If you stumble across a “Software Engineering For Dummies” book, please notify me. Even better, keep a lookout for a “Software Engineering For Idiots” book.

Note: Since the links in jpg images don’t work, here’s the link you want to click, if you do indeed want to click it: Systems Engineering for Dummies – Effective Application Lifecycle Management Solutions Lab. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone. Mum’s the word.

Sergeant Schultz Defense

July 28, 2011 1 comment

We’ve heard it before, we’re hearing it now from formerly unassailable media mogul Rupert Murdoch, and we’ll hear it again from other self-important papal figures. Yawn.

What will we hear, you ask? Well, it’s the ubiquitous Sergeant Schultz defense: “I hear nothing, I see nothing, I know nothing“. But ya know, the hot shot dudes who whip out this get-out-of-jail-free card may actually be right. If they “skillingfully” setup their borg’s structure and culture so that they can’t know, then they won’t.

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