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The Urge To Surge

Man is a wanting animal – Peter Ralston

With over 700 published posts behind me, it was inevitable that my “false self” would start thinking about the possibility of publishing a book that would rocket to the top of the NY Times best seller list and bring me the fame, fortune, and care-free life that I deserve. Whoo hoo!

Because of this emerging, ego-centric, urge to surge, I recently registered with the Amazon.com “Kindle Direct Publishing” web site. However, I haven’t belly-flopped into the murky “how to” details that are thoughtfully explained at the site because every time I think about doing it, I have visions of spending an ungodly amount of time organizing, writing, editing, and prepping the book’s content. The real, deal-breaking excuse in my mind is how to freakin’ incorporate all the dorky graphics that I’ve generated into the Kindle form factor. If the book was gonna be purely text-based, maybe my anxiety and fear levels wouldn’t be so high. But then again, maybe they would.

Creating One Way Dependencies

May 14, 2011 1 comment

Assume that you were totally free; an island unto yourself, independent of all other people and able to do whatever you wanted and whenever you wanted. In order to survive, you’d have to become: responsible for building your shelter, growing and hunting your food, making your clothes, and securing yourself from attacks by “other” people and animals. D’oh, that would suck!

Now assume that you wanted to be free, but you didn’t want to do all of the primitive “hunting and gathering” work required to survive. You’d have to become dependent on the skills and talents of a bunch of other people who can do the things you don’t want to do. How would you pull that off? You’d have to somehow make other people dependent on you, no?

The way I see it, there are at least three ways to become free while minimizing the effort you’re required to expend to survive:

  1. you’d have to develop a skill of your own that is needed or wanted by others so that they willingly supply you with the basics for your survival.
  2. you’d have to physically force others into supplying the basics for your survival.
  3. you’d have to psychologically force others into supplying the basics for your survival.

Numbers 2 and 3 introduce a one way dependency into your self-centric “system” – with other people depending on you, but not vice versa. Whoo Hoo! Compared to number 1, no hard work on your part is required. You receive without giving anything in return – a pure consumer.

Now, assume that you pull off the one-way dependency trick via clever application of number 2 or 3. As the left hand side of the figure below shows, a star topology with you smack in the center of the one-way dependency system quickly becomes unscalable as the number of people you desire to be dependent on you grows. You’d have to use more and more of your time maintaining your physical and/or psychological control over the growing number of people who are continuously fulfilling your needs. D’oh!

One answer to the scalability problem is to recursively apply your physical and/or psychological coercion expertise to impose a hierarchical structure on your system – with you at the top, of course. A hierarchical structure would cut down the number of people you need to physically and/or psychologically track and coerce into satisfying your needs without expecting anything in return. Hence, the proliferation of hierarchies throughout the course of human history.

Transparent And Unpretentious

“A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.” – Granville Hicks

While reading Hugh MacLeod’sEvil Plans: Having Fun on the Road to World Domination“, this passage rang my bell:

As the number of daily hits on this blog has grown from a paltry 5 to a massive 10+ people per day (LOL!), I’m finding that I’m asking myself these kinds of questions more often:

  • “Should I write about this?”,
  • “Should I say that?”,
  • “What if this comes back to haunt me?”,
  • “Should I take the sting out of the words?”
  • “Should I renounce the usage of my stereotype acronyms?”
  • “Am I pissing off everybody who stops by?”

At the end of each of these internal mini-battles, in most cases I come to my senses and say: “Suck it up you wuss and keep blabbing away. What if Darwin, Galileo, Jesus, etc, kept their traps shut out of fear?“. Hell, I don’t have any delusions about changing the world like those dudes – but I would if I had the source code (and it was written in C++).

“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.” – Bill Cosby

“I don’t know the key to success, but another key to failure is trying to piss everybody off.” – Bulldozer00

Apache Style

May 8, 2011 6 comments

Check out these dorks….

It’s none other than “shady” BD00 and his best buddy Reno in their slick, new, Apache Corp garb. I know, I know. With decrepit faces like that, no amount of stylin’ or blingin’ can soothe the eyesores, no? But there’s a nice story here….

While down in Nawlins celebrating Margi Gras and shoppin’ for souvenir shirts, we met this terrific couple from Houston: Dona (pronounced as “Dah-nah” – even though there’s only one “n“) and Ken McMinn. When I saw that Ken was wearin’ the best shirt in the house, I said “I want one of those!“. Sure enough, after an exchange of e-mail addresses and the passage of time, Dona and Ken sent us our own very own Apache shirts for $99.99 a piece. Just kiddin’. They were generous enough to send them gratis, along with a pair of matching Apache hats. Who hoo!

Dona and Ken, you guys rock. We’ll see y’all down on Bourbon Street again in oh-twelve. The first round of Hurricanes is on Reno, and the mufalletas are on me.

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You Talkin’ Bout Me?

Since the world obviously revolves around me, I’m surprised that there’s no @bulldozer0 in Jeff’s tweet.

Strategy? There’s no strategic planning involved; it comes naturally. But thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt.

Spamspeak

April 25, 2011 2 comments

I don’t get many comments on this blog, but I sure do get a lot of spam (my favorite college food!). WordPress.com has an effective spam-detecting plugin from Askimet that magically tags suspicious comments and allows me to be the final arbiter. Here are the latest cumulative spam stats from my blog dashboard:

Ham” comments (451) are deemed legit by the plugin, missed spam (6) is commentary that made it through the filter which I tagged as spam, and false positives (8) are comments tagged as spam that I changed to “ham“. I usually automatically approve of Askimet’s decisions, but I do get a kick out of occasionally browsing the spammentary:

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Sarcastic Epiphany

April 19, 2011 1 comment

During a multi-technology product development project that I worked on in the past, a non-software engineer stated: “it’s all about the software“. When I heard this, I temporarily entered a dream world where the sky is pink. I thought: “this dude gets it – she’s had the epiphany“. A millisecond later, I exited my delusion and returned to the world where the sky is blue (this one?). That initial, self-serving thought was quickly replaced by: “she said that sarcastically“. D’oh!

Idioticon

April 16, 2011 3 comments

When I first saw the word “idioticon“, I thought it was a concatenation of the two words “idiot” and “icon“. You know, something like this:

Here’s what it really means:

The fine folks at Triarchy Press have started writing an online idioticon of systems thinking ideas. The first two fascinating entries are titled “The Edge of Chaos” and “The Accursed Share“. Go check them out.


Purpose And Maturity

April 15, 2011 2 comments

The purpose of life is to fight maturity – Dick Werthimer

Being a quote lover, the above one-liner somehow keeps popping into my head. After reflecting upon why it auto-magically keeps manifesting within the consciousness that is “me“, I think I’ve figured out why. It’s because I don’t have to “fight” to stay immature. I’ve been blessed (cursed?) with an uncanny talent for remaining immature without having to expend any energy whatsoever. How do I know this? Because people tell me. D’oh!

What about you, what’s your story? Are you prim and proper at all times; a paragon of virtue and impeccable integrity; a shining example for the world to emulate? If so, then why – and doesn’t it sap the life  out of you like Mr. Werthimer suggests?

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I Wuv What I Do

In the splendid “Evil Plans: Having Fun on the Road to World Domination“, Hugh MacLeod asks us to “unify work and love“. His reasoning is sound:

“After family and friends, what else is there?” – Hugh MacLeod

Because I’m lucky to love what I do, I feel like I’ve been blessed. How about you?

Are you feelin’ lucky today, punk? – Dirty Harry