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The Badger And The Reaper
As Elton John and Bernie Taupin bring beauty and grace to music, the Bitcoin badger and reaper bring beauty and grace to hard money. The fiat-based, QE-crazed, financial systems of the world don’t stand a chance against the Bitcoin badger and reaper. The badger relentlessly rips ’em up, and the reaper slowly drags ’em away.
Zapped By Xapo
The very first Bitcoin book I read in 2015 when I discovered and started grokking Bitcoin was Nathaniel Popper’s prophetic “Digital Gold“. One of the heroes in the riveting read is wealthy Argentinian entrepreneur Wences Casares. Wences is the CEO of Xapo Inc, a Bitcoin wallet startup. Xapo is believed to hold as much as $10 billion of Bitcoin in underground vaults on five continents, including a former Swiss military bunker.
Since Argentina’s government was/is quite corrupt and poorly managed, Wences’ family lost all their savings not once, not twice, but three freakin’ times due to the hyperinflation-driven collapse of Argentina’s fiat currency, the shitzo, uh, I mean the peso.
While reading the book, I went to Xapo’s web site and created an account to further develop my understanding of the emerging “Bitcoin ponzi scheme“. During account signup, I was awarded 100 microbits (aka 1000 sats) as a signing bonus. After I learned that the only way to buy Bitcoin via Xapo at the time was by international wire transfer, I said fuck it, no way I’m gonna jump through hoops to get some bitcoin.
So here we are 5 years later and I get the following letter from Xapo…
LOL! Big brother is always quietly surveilling its citizenry in the background searching for new ways to confiscate its wealth in the name of “we’re only here to help you“. With my deteriorating mental and physical health, I am now in fear of being transformed into a paranoid, batshit crazy, dumbass, conspiracy-believing, Qwacko. If I rebrand myself as BDQQ, then you’ll know the rebirth is complete. If so, please help!!!!
Bitcoin Karen Dole Pants
Before reading further, please consider that a dastardly potion of klonopin, opdivo, gabapentin, and cannabis chemicals are partially responsible for the inane content of the following post. Add in a dash of Hunter S. Thompson, Howard Stern, and Charles Bukowski, and you may get a glimpse into the awful nature of the force that poked at the keyboard during the construction of this post. The rest of the writing (dis)credit goes to BD00’s formally documented propensity for behaving like a total asshole and to his tightly-coupled co-author, the ever present Emperor Of All Maladies. The ever omniscient and omnipresent EOAM has been a constant co-author to BD00’s verbal spewings for what seems like forever now. Come to think of it, it feels like the EOAM has been dwelling in his head waaaay before the big C diagnosis.
While listening to another wise but whacky Herbert and Keiser Orange Pill Podcast, bitcoiner Mad Max brought up the name of one of the most annoying Bitcoin Karens on record, economist Nouriel Roubini. When Max launched into his Roubini rant, an image of Roubini in Bob Dole pants immediately came to mind, followed by a few other Bitcoin Karens outfitted in Dole pants. It was an uncontrollable, free association event that led to the creation of this NFT worthy graphic.
So that’s it. That’s the post. Pretty immature and cray cray, no? Why would anyone expect anything different from an insane Bitcoin Q. Maximalist like BD00?
The Bitcoin Cancel Culture
BD00 thinks all this fussin’ ’bout “cancel culture” is much ado ’bout nuthin’. But wait! There’s one humongous, earth-shattering, cancellation looming on the horizon. It’s the impending global cancellation of untrustworthy, government-controlled, fiat by the sovereign-individual controlled Bitcoin.
But alas my friends and enemas, the odds are bigly strong that BD00 will not experience one of the greatest resets in human history before the Emperor Of All Maladies cancels him. 😦
Put another way….
Yellin’ At Yellen!!!
In order to get his fine art creations onto the blockchain before the NFT crypto fad is over, mentally disturbed Jackson “BD00” Pollack is frantically throwing shite on a visio canvas again. lol
After yellin’ at Yellen, BDOO then tried to haplessly troll the Emperor.
The Cryptosphere
There are thousands of shitcoins polluting the cryptosphere. I chose a few of the most well known stinkers along with the immortal king of crypto to produce the following work of art…
How the hell do I get an NFT (Non-Fungible Token) for this brilliant work of divine art and who the hell wants to bid on it? lol
How about this piece of work? lol
The Bitcoin Karen Cycle
Do you remember the “Karen” internet meme? I don’t recall the details, but for those not up to date on almost-recent events, Karen was, and no doubt still is, a chronic whiner/complainer who was caught on video raging at the counter of a convenience store about some trivial inconvenience. The video went viral and Karen had her 15 minutes of fame.
Karen reminds me of all the newly minted Bitcoin critics who crawl out of the woodwork like clockwork approximately every 2 years. These Siskel & Eberts complain about the most common criticisms of Bitcoin as if they were the first gifted people in the world to unmask Bitcoin’s dastardly underbelly. You know the type, those elite but un-informed experts (like me!) who rush to judgment on novel ideas that they’ve only superficially looked into. They’re too lazy for a deep dive and it’s in their self-interest to trash Bitcoin so that it doesn’t destroy their mental model of what hard money is and how Bitcoin is chomping away at that flat-earth model. Nom, nom, nom.
As you might deduce, many pro-Bitcoiners have put forth counter-arguments for each existential risk that the Karen Klan conjures up. Despite the periodic ruckus from the peanut gallery, Bitcoin has marched forward on its mission from god to finally hold the crooked, “capitalize the gains, socialize the losses“, bankstas to account. The grand experiment to destroy the middlemen who stand (backed by force) between you and your money and debase the dollar whenever it’s politically convenient to do so is still going strong.
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