Going Turbo-Agile
I’m planning on using the state of the art SEMAT kernel to cherry-pick a few “best practices” and concoct a new, proprietary, turbo-agile software development process. The BD00 Inc. profit deluge will come from teaching 1 hour certification courses all over the world for $2000 a pop. To fund the endeavor, I’m gonna launch a Kickstarter project.
What do you think of my slam dunk plan? See any holes in it?
Categories: technical
business, Kickstarter, project management, SEMAT, software development
Perhaps I’ve only experienced bad agile, but it doesn’t seem to scale well. Also seems to be used as an excuse to hack (how the hell do you start a project without SOME idea of an approach/overall design). But, I have no doubt you will make millions with your marketing idea.
Wanna signup to be a Turbo-Agile trainer? One time initiation fee of $10K. Then yearly renewal fee of only 1K$
Only if I can find enough management rubes to make up the difference….