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For a comical moment, imagine that the C++ programming language was monopolized by a fortune 500 corpricracy and renamed as CorpoC++. Here’s a list of possible SCOL titles that could be conjured up and bestowed on some lucky people in the CC++ business unit:

• VP Of Exception Handling
• VP of STL containers
• VP of STL algorithms
• VP of Static Polymorphism
• VP of Overloading
• VP of Classes, Structs, and Enums
• VP of Primitive Types
• VP of Dynamic Polymorphism
• VP of Idioms
• VP of Deprecated Features
• VP of Backward C Compatibility
• VP of Syntax
• VP of Reserved Keywords
• VP of Construction, Destruction, and Copy Operations
• VP of Boost Feature Adoption

If you think “design by standards committee” is bad, what kind of monstrosity do you think this merry band of anti-collaborative thugs would hatch?