Bulldozer00's Blog

Because I frequently rail against obsolete and moldy FOSTMA practitioners and corpicracies, I was recently accused of committing “crimes of thought” by a highly judgmental colleague who worships at the altar of corparchy.

Uh, what the hell is a thought crime anyway? As usual, Wikipedia (which is always right) came to the rescue:

(In George Orwell’s 1984) The Thought Police use psychology surveillance to find and eliminate members of society who are capable of the mere thought of challenging ruling authority

Crap! I’ve been surveilled, detected, tracked, exposed, and unmasked. I just realized that I’m double hosed cuz I’m much more than a thought criminal. I’ve manifested these unholy abstract thoughts in the physical form of recorded (free) speech and broadcasted them out onto the web in a malicious attempt to infect others. I’ll never work in this town again! Yikes! It’s time to go out on the lam. Anyone got a safehouse for me?

So, how can a thought criminal ferret out a member of the Thought Police force armed with psychic surveillance devices? Geeze, what kind of kestion is that? It’s easy. Look for any dude wearing this:

“You’ve Been Hit By, You’ve Been Struck By, A Smooth Criminal” – Michael Jackson