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Keep Outta The Kitchen!

… there is nothing more difficult to carry out, nor more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to handle, than to initiate a new order of things. For the reformer makes enemies of all those who profit by the old order, and only lukewarm defenders in all those who would profit by the new order… – Niccolo Machiavelli

In all companies, both leading and lagging, it’s only natural that people at all levels in the hierarchy will complain about various aspects of day-to-day operations that they feel are holding them and the company back. At leading companies, gripes are actively solicited, listened to, and thoughtfully evaluated. Those deemed to be valid are acted upon to improve performance and morale. At laggard borgs, all gripes that cry out for a deviation from the status quo are either pooh-poohed away as non-issues (especially if they bubble up from the bottom) or they’re outright ignored.

In the sad extreme, leaders toiling in laggard borgs who know that valid gripes are slooowly killing the enterprise, feel powerless to act. It’s sad because, even though they have the stature and power to influence change, they don’t feel it’s worth the effort to champion and diligently follow through on a much needed change initiative. By keepin’ outta the kitchen cuz they can’t stand the heat, they religiously follow Harry Truman‘s sage advice.

Love Before Fear First, And Fear Before Love Second

November 29, 2010 2 comments

One of Niccolo Machiavelli‘s most famous dicta is:

It is better to be feared than loved.

But wait….. that’s not the whole story. It’s certifiably time-proven and unassailable advice after you’ve parked your svelt butt on the throne, but not before. As you rise through the power rankings on your way to becoming alpha dog, it’s better to be loved than to be feared so that you can be swept into power by the very same people that you’ll need to fear you after you’ve secured Fort Knox.

You get it, right? If you’re not loved on the way up, chances are that you won’t even make it “up”. Hence, you’ve got to cleverly morph into one of those “nice guys” at work. You know, one of those stereotypical Stepford dudes that everybody speaks fondly of, but whose contributions and accomplishments are mysteriously unknown.

Thus, I, Bulldozer00, illegitimate son of Bulldozer and 00, have successfully catapulted brother Machiavelli’s quote for success into 21st century:

Before you acquire power, it is better to be loved than feared. After you’ve acquired power, it is better to be feared than loved” – Machiavelli and Bulldozer00

Moo, hah , hah, hah. MOO HAH HAH HAH!!!!