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Satirical Substitution

June 19, 2015 bulldozer00 5 comments

Here’s how a Theory-X indoctrinated manager interprets the definition of the Daily Scrum as written in the official Scrum Guide:

Satirical Substitution

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Categories: management Tags: Daily Scrum, organizational behavior, project management, Scrum, Scrum Guide, Theory X and theory Y
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