Bulldozer00's Blog

So, what’s an Inchie? It’s an “INfallibility CHIp“. An Inchie is an invisible, but paradoxically real corpo currency that is the opposite of a demerit. An increasing Inchie stash  is required to move up in a corpo caste system. The higher up you are in a CLORG, the more Inchies you have been awarded, and the more infallible you’ve become.

At level 0 down in the basement, you begin the game with 0 Inchies and you start making your moves – climbing the ladder Inchie by Inchie. Be careful and keep watch over your Inchie stash though, cuz your peers will try to steal your Inchies when you’re not looking.

Alas, even though you now know that Inchies exist, don’t get your hopes up. You see, the criteria managers at level N (where N > 0) use for disbursing Inchies down to the less infallible people at level N-1 are random. Even among managers within a given level, the award criteria is arbitrarily different. Plus, to make the game more difficult, the dudes who awarded you your Inchies can take them back whenever they feel the need to “scratch your Inchie” – especially if you piss them off with career ending moves. D’oh!

Once you make it to the top of the pyramid with your big bag o’ Inchies, not only have you amassed the most Inchies in the DYSCO, but you’re given the keys to the Inchie minting machine. This gives you the opportunity to fabricate an unlimited number of Inchies to add to your display case and to sprinkle upon your sycophant crew as you please. You’ve become a 100% infallible god in the DYSCO microcosm. Whoo Hoo and Kuh-nInchie-wah!