Bulldozer00's Blog

In dysfunctional corpocracies, it’s not only acceptable, but it’s expected that STSJs (Status Takers and Schedule Jockeys) will routinely drop turd-bombs on DICs (Dweebs In the Cellar) when schedules, no matter how far off the mark they are, are not met.

However, it’s socially unacceptable for a DIC to hurl a turd-coil skyward toward an STSJ. Nevertheless, if a DIC  has been trained to “communicate effectively” and is clever and skillful enough, a gift-wrapped turd-ball may be accepted “temporarily” by an STSJ – until he/she opens the box. Thus, the best course of action for DICS “privileged” enough to work in a one way command and control hierarchy is to flush turd-bombs down the toilet when they are discovered. Whoosh!